Me: Calm down dear, I didn’t know what i was doing back then, its all in the past now. I have even forgotten about all of it since when I gave my life to Christ
Mirabel: But but,,, but geez!! Seven of them before jss 2?,,,,, alright alright i’m calmed,,, cool… but that was all before u got to jss 2 right?, then how about when u got to jss 2?
Me: U are not yet calmed dear…
Mirabel: Ok,,, now from your jss 2 relationships, tell me everything and i mean everything
Me: I have to summarize it dear
Me: Please dear i have to
Mirabel: Alright for today,,, go on and tell me about all your bleepees
I will only tell her about the girls i dated, excluding the free givers and the opportunities i got.
Me: Ok dear,, I had a girlfriend from jss 1 to jss 2 . Her name was Taiye my classmate, I later dated her twin sister kehinde still in jss 2. They both left me after they resolved their fight over me. Then i dated….
Mirabel: Hold it!
Mirabel: Did u bleeped them?
Me: Come on, Mirabel…
Mirabel: Did u?
Me: Only Kehinde
Mirabel: And u want me to believe that it was only her?
Me: Yea dear,,, she was the one that even seduced me…
Me: U know i won’t lie to u dear
Mirabel: I hear u,,,, oya who became your next victim?
Me: Ah ahn… sweetheart victim?
Mirabel: Yes of course,,,, victims of bleeps
Me: Hhmmm…. that word seems to be coming out of your mouth more often
Mirabel: Don’t patronize me
Me: Sorry ma, my next victim was Tochi,,,, I didn’t toast her though, we just started dating after i told her that i like her and she said she likes me too
Mirabel: Then u bleeped her
She sounded serious, but i felt like laughing.
Me: No i didn’t bleep her
See question oh…
Me: Because she was a good girl whom i knew would not want such. It didn’t even came up, we didn’t even kissed. We dated for two months before she left our school when her parents changed their environment to somewhere far
Mirabel: Ok,,, next!
Me: Jummai and I started dating afterwards when she sent me a love letter when we were in jss 3. We stopped dating after a little misunderstanding
Mirabel: Which is?
Me: She wanted me to stop hanging out with my friends,,, that they were bad boys which i declined to it
Mirabel: Smart girl,,,, next!
Me: Then I started datin…
Mirabel: Wait! Did u bleeped her?
Chai! I thought she forgot,,, this girl sef
Me: I didn’t
Me: We never had the chance
Mirabel: If not u would have bleeped her?
Me: U are making this hard for me Ok? I’m really not comfortable with that question
Mirabel: Why? Didn’t i answered all your questions in details earlier?? I told u what u wanted to know, now its your turn to tell me what i want to know
Mirabel: No but! except u don’t want me in your future
Me: It hasn’t gotten to that dear
Mirabel: Then lets talk about our past now, so it won’t affect our future
Me: Alright dear
Mirabel: Good! And consider any question i ask valid ok?
Me: Ok alright
Mirabel: So,,, who next?
Me: Her name was Florence but she loves being called flourish
Mirabel: I see…
Me: She started coming to my school during our junior waec as it is called. I liked her, so i started talking to her till she agreed when we got to ss 1. She broke up with me when she caught me dead drunk dancing hard with a girl at a party.
Mirabel: Hhmmm…. Smart girl, I’m sure u didn’t bleeped her
Me: Well, actually…. I did
Mirabel: DamΠ it,,,, next!
Me: Her name was Miracle,,, my next girlfriend
Mirabel: More like next victim,,,, go on tell me about her
Me: She was a Pastor’s daughter. I joined the school fellowship because of her. I became friends with her from there. We got more closer when i started teaching her what she doesn’t understand and also doing her assignment for her.
That was how i grabbed the opportunity to tell her about my intention towards her to be my girlfriend which she agreed instantly.
Me: Unfortunately, our relationship came to an end when her father got transferred to another state… it pained me for weeks till i met Amina.
Mirabel: Wait na…. I hope u didn’t bleeped the Pastor’s daughter?
Me: It was so sudden dear,,, it happened so fast before we know it
Mirabel: Oh no!!
Me: Believe me dear, i didn’t know when it happened
Mirabel: Of course u won’t know, when u got carried away by your sexual activeness
Me: I really dunno
Mirabel: Alright fine! Next!!
Me: Dorothy, the daughter of my mother’s friend.
Mirabel: What class were u by then?
Me: I was in ss 2
Mirabel: Ok continue…
Me: She was a spoilt girl,,, so spoilt like a biatch!
Mirabel: Did that stopped u from bleeping her?
Me: Not at all,,,, she was a giver so i decided to take my share
Mirabel: And u are telling me all that?
Me: I thought u wanted to know everything
Mirabel: Msteeeew…. how did u guys break up?
Me: I didn’t like her in the first place, so i left her
Mirabel: After u got your share in excess?
Me: I dunno about that
Mirabel: Of course u won’t know,,,, next victim!
Me: I would rather call myself the victim on this one
Mirabel: U’re not serious
Me: I’m very serious
Mirabel: Ok oo… tell me what happened
Me: I dated a girl named Christina
who was my classmate. I only knew her as a naughty girl and my classmate. Not knowing anything about her family and where she lives.
Mirabel: Go on…
Me: We dated for just nine days
Mirabel: What happened?
Me: I lost contact with her when i left the school
Mirabel: Why did u leave the school?
Me: Because I got expelled
Mirabel: What? why??
Me: It was a very horrible experience Mirabel ,,,,, so horrible. I feel bad whenever i think about it
Mirabel: I would like to hear it,,,, come on tell me. You bleeped her till she fainted or what?
Me: I wish
Me: No uhmmm i mean its more horrible than that
Mirabel: Ears open,,, tell me what happened
Me: I got expelled after they caught us in the act
Mirabel: Bleeping i knew it,,,, but why did u get expelled?
Me: We were caught doing it in the classroom
Mirabel: Oh my God!! What’s wrong with u?!!
Me: Its uhmmm,,, what was wrong with me
Mirabel: Not funny!!
Mirabel: How did u manage to do that?
Me: Well uhmmm…
Mirabel: Uhmmm what?
Me: It was after school hour, when we were waiting for afternoon lesson. All our classmates went out to play, to eat and some went home to eat and change clothes.
Christina and I remained in the classroom doing our assignment. I normally do my assignment in school before going home, so that i can do and go anywhere i want without any worry of when to to my assignment.
Mirabel: Go on… i’m listening
Me: Our loneliness brought the thought of it into my mind,,, and little vame instantly agreed to it by responding.
Mirabel: Little vame?
Mirabel: And what’s that?
Me: My errmmm…. u know,,, my instrument used in bleeping
Mirabel: Msteeeew…. what happened after its agreement?
Me: I talked to her about it of which she tried to decline, saying its risky. But i was able to make her agree partially.
Mirabel: What do u mean by partially?
Me: She didn’t give me her full approval
Me: So i like,,,,got in the mood so bad. I was so turned on as in konji na…
Me: That was how i forced it on her
Mirabel: U raped her?!
Me: It wasn’t rape,,, its not like she didn’t want it, she was just scared of getting caught
Mirabel: And u got caught
Me: Yea, by the compound master. I received lots of slaps from him before he reported us to the school authority. That was when i knew that her father was the vice principal of the school. That was how i got expelled
Mirabel: What did your parents do to u?
Me: They were mad at me but mostly felt pity on me
Mirabel: Pity? Why??
Me: Because of the torture i got from Christina’s mother and her colleagues
Mirabel: They took u to the police station?
Me: I would have been so glad if that was what happened
Mirabel: Then what did they do to u?
Me: Her mother was a soldier
Mirabel: Oh my!
TO BE CONTINUED…